May 2008
15 posts
STOP SNITCHING!
White Is Absolutely Not Right
This is the time of year when men around the world decide it’s time to dust off or purchase a pair of white pants. This is a huge error in judgment on their part. There’s a lot of things men need to consider before wearing white pants. So here are 3 very good, very real reasons not to add them to your leg-wear rotation:
Any plans on shitting yourself? You better hope not! With white...
Farewell, My Really Creepy, Hairy Concubine
“So I put my hands on that tiger and just killed it.”
They say there’s no justice. Well I know only one kind of justice - street...
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Harriet Beecher Stowe
In the days of Norse myths, when a woman died, they believed her soul became...
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Herbert Hoover
Exercise is like sex. One must find their true source of cosmic energy and...
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- Alexi Lalas
What is God? What is love? What is death? The answer: Truth..
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- Ken Griffey Jr.
The frantic of heart must first find solace in the things that make them say,...
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- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi