June 2008
8 posts
Dr. Sam Beckett: A Belated Eulogy.
“Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.” I don’t know about you but I still get chills whenever I hear that intro. The last known...
Great AP Headline
NASA: Metal clip fell off shuttle but not problem.
Yeah fuckin’ right, guys. Nice try.
THE BEST NEWS WE'VE HEARD IN YEARS →
McDonald’s, all worried about people getting poisoned or whatever, has stopped serving sliced tomatoes in their restaurants! As a lifelong tomato hater, I’d just like to give my thanks to McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner. You’re a brave man, Jim. Unfortunately, as you can also see by clicking the link, cherry tomatoes are currently still being served on certain salads. You...
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Jerry Cantrell