September 2008
12 posts
WANTED
The Wizard’s Ridge unfortunately now has a stalker. This guy has been harassing most of the women we have on staff when they leave our offices in Terra Haute. We’re not sure if he’s an extra on a western film being shot nearby or if he’s one of the wild west reenactors from a Six Flags amusement park. Either way, he’s got a taste for whiskey and mayhem - and...
On Deadly Ground
Fuck you pig! You think you’ve got a right to do anything to me? As long as I’m paying my taxes and staying away from that coke, you guys can’t tell me SHIT. Listen to me. Just listen to me. I’ve worked a long time, man. I’ve worked, you know? And if you want me to leave just ask me and I’ll go. That’ll be that. No I can’t put this gun down. NO I...
A 21st Century Plague
Today, the world is facing a new challenge. A plague has been festering in the basements, backrooms and backyards of this beautiful nation of ours. And it’s been festering for far too long.
Once a small sapling born of wicked minds which for years was delegated to the secret gardens and hidden forests of culture, this now mighty redwood of perversion has truly blossomed - only to bear its...
Eric's Big Day
Look Eric, we all loved Fire in the Sky, the whole family. But it didn’t really happen, Eric. Those aliens weren’t real. And this has gotten out of control. Dad lost his job because he got in a fight with the foreman who called you “that gay alien boy” of his. We’ve got to sort this out. No more aliens! It’s your first day of 9th grade today and we’ve...