January 2009
10 posts
True Story
I woke up next to this “gentleman” on Saturday morning. I’d gone to a wine tasting with a few highschool buddies and this dude rolls up and says “Let’s make this happen. My bike’s parked outside.” Who was I to say no? Next thing I remember we’re doing 90 mph on his motorcycle (I was in a sidecar with my hands bound) and he was visibly drunk, even...
Breathtaking
“In a world of blood and greed, curvaceous crusaders battle to rebuild a battered land.”
It’s about time they made this movie. I heard the author of the play was really being a dick about the rights to the adaptation.
Wiz Van Winkle
We’ve been resting over here at the Wizard’s Ridge. But it’s 2009 and as you know, we predicted back in 2005 that this would be the year the Wizard’s Ridge gets bought out by some wealthy European businessman, making us all billionaires in the process. So here we are. Time to get to work. Starting Monday, expect daily posts right here, on the only forum for free...