It was always so embarrassing when dad would pick us up from school.

It was always so embarrassing when dad would pick us up from school.

I’d like to bring this to everyone’s attention.

I think everyone can learn something from this video.

“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.” - Steven Seagal

“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.” - Steven Seagal

Uncle Sam Stilt People. I always hated these bastards. I hate them so much I’m not even posting about them until August, when the 4th of July has long since passed. That’s how little I value their profession. Staring at children from 10 feet up with your beards and stork legs….you should all be ashamed. One of the pleasures of my life was watching one of this egomaniacs fall on America’s Funniest Home Videos. That’s called justice. Thank you, ABC

Uncle Sam Stilt People. I always hated these bastards. I hate them so much I’m not even posting about them until August, when the 4th of July has long since passed. That’s how little I value their profession. Staring at children from 10 feet up with your beards and stork legs….you should all be ashamed. One of the pleasures of my life was watching one of this egomaniacs fall on America’s Funniest Home Videos. That’s called justice. Thank you, ABC

Fuck all this Twilight and True Blood shit. There’s only vampire deserving of worship - and here he is in all of his sexual glory. You better ask somebody.

Fuck all this Twilight and True Blood shit. There’s only vampire deserving of worship - and here he is in all of his sexual glory. You better ask somebody.

Happy 4th from me and Cindy.

Happy 4th from me and Cindy.

If an angel came down from heaven and taught me to play drums, I’d do it like this.

Edgar’s walked a path that some of us only wish we had the balls to traverse. You’re not going to find it on your GPS. It’s called Rebel Road, folks. Meet your tour guide.

Edgar’s walked a path that some of us only wish we had the balls to traverse. You’re not going to find it on your GPS. It’s called Rebel Road, folks. Meet your tour guide.

Hi, this is Abraham Lincoln. I just wanted to let all 5-10 of you Wizard’s Ridge fans know that Nick hasn’t forgotten about you. He’ll be back with all the power of a thousand dying stars. Stay tuned.

Hi, this is Abraham Lincoln. I just wanted to let all 5-10 of you Wizard’s Ridge fans know that Nick hasn’t forgotten about you. He’ll be back with all the power of a thousand dying stars. Stay tuned.

Sometimes you just need to be inspired. This son of a bitch has got the need for speed that’s awoken something primal in me.

Who’s the wildman of the group? Look up top. Silvio “The Snake” Berlusconi never gave a shit.

Who’s the wildman of the group? Look up top. Silvio “The Snake” Berlusconi never gave a shit.

Eric! Back to work! Put down the joint and pick up your shovel NOW and I won’t say shit to the foreman. Eric, don’t give me such a hard time about this. We’ve got rules we have to follow here.

Eric! Back to work! Put down the joint and pick up your shovel NOW and I won’t say shit to the foreman. Eric, don’t give me such a hard time about this. We’ve got rules we have to follow here.

Always a hit? Always a hit of weed before you go the parties! Am I right Herbie? Shit, Herbie. You’re the fucking man.

Always a hit? Always a hit of weed before you go the parties! Am I right Herbie? Shit, Herbie. You’re the fucking man.