It’s time to leave guys.  Party’s over. Thanks for coming. Everyone enjoy their long weekends, ok? Hmm. Everyone’s a little buzzed, huh? I’ll call you a car. What do you mean you’re not leaving? Staying here? That’s crazy, Miles. I don’t think I can. My roommates are kind of dicks. Whoa, be cool man. Just relax. No one wants to fight here tonight. I’m just going to politely ask you all again to leave. Put that down. Put it down! I don’t do knifeplay. Ok, you win. You can stay. I’ll get some sheets from the linen closet. Breakfast will be ready at 9. If you miss it, you miss it.

It’s time to leave guys.  Party’s over. Thanks for coming. Everyone enjoy their long weekends, ok? Hmm. Everyone’s a little buzzed, huh? I’ll call you a car. What do you mean you’re not leaving? Staying here? That’s crazy, Miles. I don’t think I can. My roommates are kind of dicks. Whoa, be cool man. Just relax. No one wants to fight here tonight. I’m just going to politely ask you all again to leave. Put that down. Put it down! I don’t do knifeplay. Ok, you win. You can stay. I’ll get some sheets from the linen closet. Breakfast will be ready at 9. If you miss it, you miss it.

Apr 1 2009

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